Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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