I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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