Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
sex on a bike is impossible
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