I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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