its not stalking. its research.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
