We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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