these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
we're making bets on your personal life
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
