What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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