Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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