whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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