So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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