this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
we're so committed to being not committed
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