Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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