She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
you never un-have a 4some
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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