Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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