We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
A bitchslap is in order.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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