Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We are two peas in an std pod
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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