After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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