Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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