No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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