I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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