I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
