great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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