Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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