two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
