Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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