So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
