OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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