dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We left the knife in your bed.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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