so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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