No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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