is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What a dumb baby whore.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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