Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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