Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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