Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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