called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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