I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize