Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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