p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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