My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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