I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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