This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I have demons in me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I am one with the molecules
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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