Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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