Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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