I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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