I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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