Buhtt sex?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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