She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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