nut hugger
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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