AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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