I need help removing her.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My vagina is very pro this idea
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