Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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