No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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