is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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