She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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