I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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