so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
