But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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