if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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