haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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